Dipshit
Once upon a time, there was a stick who loved going around dipping itself in shit. Therefore, it was a dipshit. Now Dipshit loved dipping itself in other people’s shit and going around exclaiming: “OMG! THIS SHIT CAME FROM XYZ’S SHIT! Look how it stinks! Doesn’t XYZ stink?? OMG XYZ SUCKS! XYZ is (insert random insult).”
Clueless Dipshit didn’t know it was the source of shit and extreme fetor, because it was too busy declaring how other people’s bowels stink.
Everybody has bowels you know, I can understand if you’re constipated and that’s why you dip yourself in people’s shit out of sheer envy and is an angry insecure soul…but dipping yourself in them and claiming they stink… well, look who’s the biggest stench of all eh?
